I've got the CO2 bottle and regulator, but it has the tri-lock connectors. So yeah, gonna need all ball-lock fittings for that. It's actually still got 1000 PSI charge in it. Got a fridge in the basement garage, but despite the stated purpose being for the brewing, it seems to have caught the overflow from Thanksgiving leftovers.
Between that and having just put today's ingredient purchase in there, I don't think there's room for ONE keg, LOL. Problem next is that it's one of the new-fangled ones with the freezer drawer low, and barn-door type doors on the top section. BTW, did I mention I got a $2500 refrigerator for free? I don't think it's more than a couple years old. I can probably lift a 5 gallon keg, but neither my back nor my orthopedist is gonna like it if I do.
As for being 'fastidious' about leaks, I HATE leaks. A leak says I didn't do a good job making sure that the vessel was sealed. That's a reflection on me, not the hardware. My days building swimming pools probably made me pretty 'fastidious' about sealing things up. I know it's hard to have quick disconnects that don't leak, and will have to deal with it as I go, but I'll devise a way to pressure test everything before I use it. Preferably at 2X the pressure I'm going to use it at. I do have an air compressor as well, which should save me a few pennies on CO2 for pressure checks when I prep a vessel for storage.
I've still got a lot to learn about how much CO2 versus headspace in the vessel versus beer style, etc, etc. The objective is to LEARN it though, then enhance as I go. I'm thinking 'half-kegs' simply for the purpose of being able to put at least two brews in the fridge next to the homemade wine and the smoked turkey and the homemade strawberry sponge cake, ......... I always get in the last two words with the missus, though. "Yes dear."
I'd like to get to the point so that I can have a couple or three different brews available, yet not taking up quite so much space. I could probably do smaller batches to solve that problem too, but they take just as long to ferment as large batches. So, I do 5 gallon batches of anything I do, unless I REALLY like it, then I do TWO batches for 10 gallons. It's a PITA to wash that many bottles. Because of the labor in the bottling, as well as temperature control issues, I tend to push out the next batch. But, I've got it figured that I can do some batches that are less critical with temperature control simultaneously as the more advanced recipes that require it by hiding bucket fermenters in the garage closet. That would also let me see if I can taste the difference by doing a side-by-side on the fermentation process.
I already know that the hardware is pricy. I've been looking. Hoping Santa Claus is good to me this year, but I've been told over and over "A lump of coal and a bag of switches" is all I should expect.